Meat Eater's Alarm Clock

How about this alarm clock? It is designed to wake you to the smell and sizzle of frying bacon. The inventors point out that most alarm clocks are "physically and spiritually jarring". The inventors continue with "This clock gently wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, just like waking up on a Sunday morning to the smell of Mom cooking breakfast." This may not be too attractive to vegetarians or Jewish people, but for the rest of us this might be a nice way to wake up.

You put a slice of bacon in the clock the night before. About 10 minutes before you want to wake up, the clock turns on two halogen lamps and the bacon starts to fry. When it is time to wake, the aroma and sizzle sound of bacon frying emerge from the clock.

Details can be found here.